In the dock: can our medics answer a few questions?

Posted: April 1, 2010 by aknownemass in Humour
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A few questions to our medical caregivers and caretakers;

  • Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
  • Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
  • Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
  • Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
  • If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
  • If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
  • If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
  • If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
  • Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
  • If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
  • Do you yawn in your sleep?
  • Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
  • When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
  • How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
  • Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?
  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? And finally,
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Kindly Post your answers below


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